Internet confused on why Nordstrom is selling a rock in a leather pouch for $85

WASHINGTON - Nordstrom is selling a rock in a leather pouch for $85 and the internet really can't understand why.

If you're a geologist or know one, you will love the smooth Los Angeles-area stone that comes in a vegetable-tanned American leather pouch.

Perhaps you know someone who's always wanted a pet rock and can now make their dreams come true!

Not into rocks? Then you might consider it a modernized version of coal because people can't understand why anyone would dare gift or buy the item.

Unless, that is, you were thinking of buying your co-worker a fancy paper weight. Which you could score online with an added bonus of free shipping.

Here's what the internet has to say about the controversial stone: